Starting again

Long time since I've been on here so I thought I'd upload a few of the cards I've been making recently. (If I can remember how ! LOL)

This one was made for a friends 70th birthday.

Advice to a Birthday Girl:

ALWAYS choose a man with a bulge in his pants....................

It's usually his Willy or his Wallet..................

Either way YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!

Now this one was a nightmare. The card-stock was so glittery it didn't want to stick, I thought I'd have to nail it together!!!!!!!!!!!!!